No dog I've ever had has been a dependable retriever, and I've often wished aloud that they would fetch... but if there happens to be a "ball dog" owner within earshot, they will warn me: to ball dogs, all of life is ball. There is nothing else. No thoughts. Just balls.
This sticker is dachshund-inspired, and the Hialyssacomics logo is pretty faint, which was a mistake I made that I'm hoping won't matter. The dog certainly won't care.
